Tom Nook: "We need to have a private discussion in my study."
Finster: "Oh,you mean that weird,dark room with that one table?"
Tom Nook: "I happen to like sparsely furnished rooms."
Tom Nook: "We need to discuss your recent behavior..."
Finster: "I thought this was a "private" discussion.What's this corn fed fella doin' here?"
Tom Nook: "Oh,this is Mr.Beardo.He's a private detective I hired to help me with this investigation."
Finster: "Investigation?What did I do?"
Mr.Beardo: "I've looked into your past,missy and it's not pretty!I know about your father's foot fetish,your cousin Foop's relationship with a certain lady bear and I know that your mother did jail time for theft!"
Finster: "First of all,my daddy is a podiatrist and his fascination with feet is strictly professional.My momma was pledging a sorority in college and ordered a bucket of fried chicken in the drive-thru at the local KFC and took off without payin'.The police caught her and she was in the city jail for three hours until her sorority sisters could bail her out.As for my cousin Foop,well he and his gal Tutu just have that special kind o' relationship."
Finster: "What's my past gotta do with what's happening on this here island?
Tom Nook: "Oh..I don't know.But we did spend quite a few bells on Mr.Beardo's services.I didn't want that to go to waste I suppose.But that doesn't excuse your behavior.I'm going to have to ask you to leave the island of St.Hubbins!"
Finster:"Are you sure about that?"
Tom Nook: "Quite sure.Er....."
Finster: "Well,okay then.If I go,I take the whole island with me.Villagers,birds,fish,bugs,trees,buildings....the whole shootin' match."
Tom Nook: "Why that's impossible!That's outrageous!How can you take my island??"
Finster: "Well,Mr.Nook...it ain't your island.It belongs to someone I call Mr.Thumbs.I got a picture of him.Wanna see it?Sure ya do!":
Finster: "Mr.Thumbs and I have that special kind o' relationship.Y'all could even say we're one and the same."
Tom Nook: "I..I don't know what to say..."
Finster: "Then don't say nothin'.I'm gonna say something.I want a few changes 'round here........."